Sessions IIIwell since that has nothing to do with any iteration of Geoff you can just go shut the hell up
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I'm stuck in Docker training today. I'm being indoctrinated into the WAVE OF THE FUTURE™.Have I mentioned recently that I love my job?
Owner and Lead Engineer talking about how to water proof a project I was helping L.E. test earlier.
Owner "Did I ever show you *similar product to ours for a different industry* ?"
L.E. "Maybe, where is it?"
*gets product, inspects*
L.E. "think this thing is potted all the way, or they only did part of it?"
O "all the way, for sure."
L.E. "I dunno, if so it probably wouldn't have failed."
O "Mr. Asa, go cut this thing in half for us. I know you're dying to."
"Sure, in half which way?
O " Right about there."
I've been pants trained since I was 1.You’re being trained on Pants?
I'm ratting you out.Signed the paperwork for a promotion yesterday. Dropping the associate tag, ~13% raise (still being way underpaid).
I asked for a promotion almost 3 months ago, fucking management was going to wait until my 1 yr mark in the role which is arbitrary. I had to push the issue with the senior manager (I have a supervisor, manager below that). Ruffled some feathers but I used our open door policy with the Director who was giving me advice on how to handle the issue.
Def going to be jumping ship within a year, can't stand my management.
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Ive met one person who didnt consider himself underpaid
You mean that's Dahmer and not Harlan Ellison? The haircut and glasses matched...Somewhere around here I have a screen grab of a biopic that shows him riding on the bus with a couple of black guys next to him. In front of Dahmer sits a blue plastic drum that he bought and was taking home on the frickin bus.
Awesome.
I can't believe they pay me what they do to do what I do how I do it.
Ive now met two people who dont consider themselves underpaid
Which charity do you donate the extra cash to?
You mean that's Dahmer and not Harlan Ellison? The haircut and glasses matched...
And you typed “Jeffy” ? Maybe?