WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[my little brony]

I bet you'd like to give her an upward move

 

[Duke]

Married women is your thing, not mine

Spoiler

but yes

 

[my little brony]

Oh right I keep forgetting she's married, meow she's even hotter!

 

[strawberry love]

It's a very upward move.

Very exciting

 

[strawberry love]

Oh right I keep forgetting she's married, meow she's even hotter!

Lol dork

You had your turn!

 

[Duke]

Lol dork

You had your turn!

He had his turn?

What?

When was this? Where was my invite?

Is there video?

 

[fly]

Anyone wanna buy some of @Mustard Dispenser's artwork on a tshirt?

https://www.amazon.com/s?node=7141123011&field-brandtextbin=F&U+Apparel

 

[Jehannum]

Argh, you fuckers have offices for a reason, so that you don't have to stand in the hall and have shouted conversations like goddamned savages.

 

[Duke]

So, I Skyped my director to ask to schedule a call for 11 today. She was the one who hired me, so i wanted to give her my verbal notice before I sent the email out.

Instead I get a 'I'm sorry, I'm going home @ 9. My wife is very sick, can we do 8:30 monday instead?'

Not even an ask about why I wanted the call, or anything.

So, I guess I'll just email out my 2 weeks instead...

 

[Valve1138]

So, I Skyped my director to ask to schedule a call for 11 today. She was the one who hired me, so i wanted to give her my verbal notice before I sent the email out.

Instead I get a 'I'm sorry, I'm going home @ 9. My wife is very sick, can we do 8:30 monday instead?'

Not even an ask about why I wanted the call, or anything.

So, I guess I'll just email out my 2 weeks instead...

Maybe his wife is really, really sick.

 

[Duke]

Maybe his wife is really, really sick.

Her wife.

Her wife is always sick.

 

[Valve1138]

Her wife.

Her wife is always sick.

Ahh, gotcha.

 

[APRIL]

Ahh, gotcha.

How dare you assume.

 

[Valve1138]

How dare you assume.

How insensitive of me.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Ahh, gotcha.

It literally says "she" in the post.

 

[Valve1138]

It literally says "she" in the post.

I literally skimmed over it.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I literally skimmed over it.

 

[Jehannum]

Whenever people ask me if I've presented them with a debit card, I ask, "did you just assume my tender?"

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Whenever people ask me if I've presented them with a debit card, I ask, "did you just assume my tender?"

My bank told me to run it as credit whenever possible after someone went on a shopping spree in the UAE with my old card.

 

[Duke]

You really shouldn't be using debit cards as payment. This is 2017.

Just do all your purchasing through a no annual fee rewards card and pay it off monthly.