So, I had a dream last night...

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...and in that dream I was gay. Like, married to a dude and calling him husband gay. The dream itself jumped around a lot and involved various things including fighting in a vietnam style environment and fly in helicopters and crap. But it always floated back to this apartment that I shared with my husband. These people wanted to buy it from us but I told them that my husband was attached to it. Then I thought "Woah, if I'm gay he's gonna want to do me in the butt" That kinda freaked me out.
 

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Pancake Wagon said:
...and in that dream I was gay. Like, married to a dude and calling him husband gay. The dream itself jumped around a lot and involved various things including fighting in a vietnam style environment and fly in helicopters and crap. But it always floated back to this apartment that I shared with my husband. These people wanted to buy it from us but I told them that my husband was attached to it. Then I thought "Woah, if I'm gay he's gonna want to do me in the butt" That kinda freaked me out.
So, you were the wife then?
 

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maybe you're the type of gay that only gives, and doesn't receive?
 

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I just wanna know if you hit it. Do guys have gay sex dreams like girls do?


Jk.
 
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April23 said:
I just wanna know if you hit it. Do guys have gay sex dreams like girls do?


Jk.
There was no sex. There was no touching.
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
Just don't get twirked and try flying from the armoire this time
This cracked me up... because I wouldn't put it past fly to do this.