So I bought this statue...

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smileynev

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...for the new house, but I need a place to put it. Should I put it in the front yard or back yard by the swingset

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Put it in the front yard to scare away those pesky kids that keep trashing your flower garden with their shenannigans.
 
bast_imret said:
Put it in the front yard to scare away those pesky kids that keep trashing your flower garden with their shenannigans.
what are you talking about? kids love the bronze cock
 
long tall smiley said:
She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.
I dunno, being a girl... I would like that idea.
"What, I forgot to do the dishes."
"Stupid ho, get out on that statue now"
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