So I bought this statue...

[smileynev]

...for the new house, but I need a place to put it. Should I put it in the front yard or back yard by the swingset

 

[PinkysAvenger]

make IT the swingset!!!

 

[shamwow]

your statue's wang flopped out

 

[simple]

put it in your bathroom and make it the shower head

 

[smileynev]

put it in your bathroom and make it the shower head

I already have a bronze female squatting dog for that.

 

[simple]

I already have a bronze female squatting dog for that.

right, forgot

 

[PinkysAvenger]

hook it up to your sprinkler system

 

[simple]

you could hang your wife on it when you're not using her

 

[APRIL]

you could hang your wife on it when you're not using her

Best Idea Ever.

 

[bast_imret]

Put it in the front yard to scare away those pesky kids that keep trashing your flower garden with their shenannigans.

 

[simple]

Put it in the front yard to scare away those pesky kids that keep trashing your flower garden with their shenannigans.

what are you talking about? kids love the bronze cock

 

[smileynev]

you could hang your wife on it when you're not using her

She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.

 

[APRIL]

She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.

I dunno, being a girl... I would like that idea.
"What, I forgot to do the dishes."
"Stupid ho, get out on that statue now"
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[simple]

I dunno, being a girl... I would like that idea.
"What, I forgot to do the dishes."
"Stupid ho, get out on that statue now"
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[PinkysAvenger]

She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.

i'm not hearing a no...

 

[JJ Lady]

She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.

As I'm sure most wives would

 

[APRIL]

As I'm sure most wives would

No way... I think its the best idea ever. Statues last longer the 30sec. thats for sure.

 

[JJ Lady]

 

[BigDov]

No way... I think its the best idea ever. Statues last longer the 30sec. thats for sure.

Is 30 sec of unadulterated rage, fury and passion not enough for you or something??

 

[APRIL]

Is 30 sec of unadulterated rage, fury and passion not enough for you or something??

I'm a big girl, I need LOTS of loving.