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smileynev
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...for the new house, but I need a place to put it. Should I put it in the front yard or back yard by the swingset

I already have a bronze female squatting dog for that.elpmis said:put it in your bathroom and make it the shower head
right, forgotlong tall smiley said:I already have a bronze female squatting dog for that.
Best Idea Ever.elpmis said:you could hang your wife on it when you're not using her
what are you talking about? kids love the bronze cockbast_imret said:Put it in the front yard to scare away those pesky kids that keep trashing your flower garden with their shenannigans.
She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.elpmis said:you could hang your wife on it when you're not using her
I dunno, being a girl... I would like that idea.long tall smiley said:She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.
April23 said:I dunno, being a girl... I would like that idea.
"What, I forgot to do the dishes."
"Stupid ho, get out on that statue now"
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long tall smiley said:She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.
long tall smiley said:She would beat me purple if I suggested the idea.
No way... I think its the best idea ever. Statues last longer the 30sec. thats for sure.JJ Lady said:As I'm sure most wives would![]()
April23 said:No way... I think its the best idea ever. Statues last longer the 30sec. thats for sure.
I'm a big girl, I need LOTS of loving.BigDov said:Is 30 sec of unadulterated rage, fury and passion not enough for you or something??
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