so... elfpenis calls while im at dinner with my mom...

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, but I still pissed in your tank.

And my fish got bigger afterwards

 

[fly]

so whats involved in a "bathtub" appointment?

A scrubdown, then a warm, soapy high colonic. Interested?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A scrubdown, then a warm, soapy high colonic. Interested?

lufa my "rough spots" and Im in

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have rough spots on the inside of my trashcan lid

 

[fly]

lufa my "rough spots" and Im in

According to the tag on mine, it's spelled loofa.

err...

 

[fly]

I have rough spots on the inside of my trashcan lid

We'd need a jackhammer to get those out.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

We'd need a jackhammer to get those out.

Does that jackhammer come with a burly construction worker?

 

[bast_imret]

Does that jackhammer come with a burly construction worker?

with realistic sweaty sack smell.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

with realistic sweaty sack smell.

I wish they sold lollipops in that flavor.

 

[Desslock]

I wish they sold lollipops in that flavor.

I can taste the crotchrot.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I can taste the crotchrot.

Is it fizzy?

 

[I.C.Water]

uhhhh this thread is odd

 

[Desslock]

Is it fizzy?

It makes my tongue tingle.

 

[fly]

Is it fizzy?

With just a hint of snozzberry.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It makes my tongue tingle.

Like crotch rot and vinegar

 

[Onnotangu]

Your mom has big titties.
And you dad has a big package.

qtf!