so... elfpenis calls while im at dinner with my mom...

[Desslock]

Your mom has big titties.
And you dad has a big package.

 

[CletusJones]

moar pics of mom! giant jubblies =

 

[Coqui]

Sable, Vince McMahon, and The Cat?

 

[simple]

I'm quitting UF

 

[CletusJones]

I'm quitting UF

ok.

 

[simple]

ok.

you aren't invited to my quitting UF party

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

rich white guys shouldnt dance

 

[Desslock]

rich white guys shouldnt dance

But its so funny.

 

[simple]

rich white guys shouldnt dance

no white guy should dance, period

 

[Syrup Beaver]

no white guy should dance, period

++

Unless he's my date

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

no white guy should dance, period

Yeah, but with a RICH white guy, all his lackeys around him go "Yeah boss, bust a move, you go you go!!!" and encourage him and shit, cuz hes the boss and all.
But a regular white guy people just tell him to quit twitchin an sit down.

 

[simple]

Yeah, but with a RICH white guy, all his lackeys around him go "Yeah boss, bust a move, you go you go!!!" and encourage him and shit, cuz hes the boss and all.
But a regular white guy people just tell him to quit twitchin an sit down.

um yeah, whatever, white people fucking suck

 

[fly]

um yeah, whatever, white people fucking suck

My mom says HI

 

[kikbot]

Thats a pretty fly yellow jumpsuit you got in there. Hanging out at Comicon with your family again huh

NO

My mom is on the back right in this pic:

And here's my dad:

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, but with a RICH white guy, all his lackeys around him go "Yeah boss, bust a move, you go you go!!!" and encourage him and shit, cuz hes the boss and all.
But a regular white guy people just tell him to quit twitchin an sit down.

But it's okay in a koala suit.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

But it's okay in a koala suit.

yeah well in a koala suit anything goes

 

[Syrup Beaver]

yeah well in a koala suit anything goes

I even kicked a guy square in the jimmy once and he laughed cuz I was in a koala suit.

 

[Pandora]

He starts talking about banging my mayo and stuff. My mom wants to know what all this is about. So yeah...

I SHOWED HER FUNZIE

She laughed till she cried, and now wants to meat elfpenis.

You're mom is . My mom would probably try to cut my internet connection if she saw that. ...seriously, she really would....

 

[fly]

I even kicked a guy square in the jimmy once and he laughed cuz I was in a koala suit.

Yeah, but I still pissed in your tank.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah, but I still pissed in your tank.

so whats involved in a "bathtub" appointment?