so... elfpenis calls while im at dinner with my mom...

[fly]

He starts talking about banging my mayo and stuff. My mom wants to know what all this is about. So yeah...

I SHOWED HER FUNZIE

She laughed till she cried, and now wants to meat elfpenis.

 

[Desslock]

Oh my.

 

[ieholly]

meat elfpenis, thats sounds like it could be kinky.

 

[Desslock]

meat elfpenis, thats sounds like it could be kinky.

A threeway with his mom and elfpenis.
pics?

 

[ieholly]

A threeway with his mom and elfpenis.
pics?

as long as they don't forget the meat!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That means elpie can give you 'the talk'

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Desslock]

Maybe elfpee will be your new daddy.

 

[Nyx]

meat elfpenis, thats sounds like it could be kinky.

I hope she doesn't want to grind him up into hamburger.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He starts talking about banging my mayo and stuff. My mom wants to know what all this is about. So yeah...

I SHOWED HER FUNZIE

She laughed till she cried, and now wants to meat elfpenis.

I dont think I would show funzie to my mom
She thinks Im fucked in the head enough as it is

 

[APRIL]

This sounds like a really really taboo porn.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I dont think I would show funzie to my mom
She thinks Im fucked in the head enough as it is

Yeah, that would be kind of awkward....

I think I only have about one IRL friend that would enjoy it too

 

[fly]

This sounds like a really really taboo porn.

She was also laying on my bed with me, while my sister was texting me.

 

[APRIL]

She was also laying on my bed with me, while my sister was sexing me.

Fixed a typo of yours.


Sheesh boy, I can't believe that... inbreed floridians, I swear.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Fixed a typo of yours.


Sheesh boy, I can't believe that... inbreed floridians, I swear.

It's all the sweat from the old folks leaking into the air, all those medications they take get into your lungs and make ya go nuts.

 

[fly]

 

[Viremia]

I dont think I would show funzie to my mom
She thinks Im fucked in the head enough as it is

well, no one knows a person better than his/her mother

 

[APRIL]

Omy, is that mommy?

 

[fly]

Omy, is that mommy?

NO

My mom is on the back right in this pic:

And here's my dad:

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I like your dad's tailor