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Halp So as anyone heard the real reason the Pope is retiring?

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by fly, Feb 12, 2013.

  1. I hope they elect a black pope
     
  2. me too
     
  3. You wouldn't watch a video like that...
     
  4. You may get a Latin American or Canadian Pope!
     
  5. I wont be getting anything , as I dont recognize the mans authority.
    A black pope would be great tho, just hand-winging and outright bitching it will generate.
     
  6. Drool youre my pope
     
  7. Drool is the Pope of Poop.
     
  8. The Pope of PoopStunts and Whisky
    Ill have to design a silly hat and get a fishbowl car
     
  9. I'm holding out for a robot Pope.
     
  10. I hear you're moving from 90% Pope to 84% soon
     
  11. It was either that or Id have to poop 3% less, and we all know that aint happening
     
  12. This probably won't mean much to you in the US but a betting site here has the following bets available

    Next Pope

    Richard Dawkins (UK) 666/1
    Bono (Ireland) 1000/1
    Father Dougal Maguire (craggy island) 1000/1

    "If the cardinals elect the First Black Pope, we will refund all losing bets on the Next Pope market."

    Name of next Pope.

    Damian 200/1
     
  13. :lol: @ Dawkins
     
  14. There's very few black catholics, a hispanic pope would make about a billion times more sense.

    I doubt the Vatican gives a shit about making a political statement about race though, something tells me it's not a big deal there.
     
  15. They care about what keeps people sending them their money
    An hispanic pope would certainly help promote that, as the entirety of south america is catholic, for the most part
     
  16. #57 DJBrenton, Feb 14, 2013
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    You probably don't know who Father Dougal Maguire is.

    There's a programme called Father Ted about a group of Catholic priests living on Craggy Island off the coast of Ireland. Dougal is the thick one. A few snippets to amuse.

     
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