Halp So as anyone heard the real reason the Pope is retiring?

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SPACE POPE

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This probably won't mean much to you in the US but a betting site here has the following bets available

Next Pope

Richard Dawkins (UK) 666/1
Bono (Ireland) 1000/1
Father Dougal Maguire (craggy island) 1000/1

"If the cardinals elect the First Black Pope, we will refund all losing bets on the Next Pope market."

Name of next Pope.

Damian 200/1
 

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There's very few black catholics, a hispanic pope would make about a billion times more sense.

I doubt the Vatican gives a shit about making a political statement about race though, something tells me it's not a big deal there.
 

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There's very few black catholics, a hispanic pope would make about a billion times more sense.

I doubt the Vatican gives a shit about making a political statement about race though, something tells me it's not a big deal there.

They care about what keeps people sending them their money
An hispanic pope would certainly help promote that, as the entirety of south america is catholic, for the most part
 

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You probably don't know who Father Dougal Maguire is.

There's a programme called Father Ted about a group of Catholic priests living on Craggy Island off the coast of Ireland. Dougal is the thick one. A few snippets to amuse.

 
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