So, April...

theacoustician said:
Wouldn't that ruling also apply with you trying to have sex with your wife?

My wife does not have a penis

And I am not fat.
 
theacoustician said:
lie 1
lie 2


Although I suppose we can call her and find out.


Dude, cut him a little slack... maybe lie 1 could be attributed to an oversized.. uh... female thingy. You know that little magic spot?




But then again.....
 
BigDov said:
Dude, cut him a little slack... maybe lie 1 could be attributed to an oversized.. uh... female thingy. You know that little magic spot?




But then again.....
You mean the little man in the boat?
 
smileynev said:
So you would invade my privacy?
Since its a search engine looking at public records, its not an invasion of privacy.

However, I'd be scared to call her cause she'd probably beat my ass.
 
theacoustician said:
Since its a search engine looking at public records, its not an invasion of privacy.

However, I'd be scared to call her cause she'd probably beat my ass.

calling her would be an invasion of my personal privacy. Not necessarily illegal. Of course, its my mistake for trusting someone with my personal information on the internet.