FYI So AP13 is spending a considerable amount of time in our guest room, masterbating

Just know that in a few weeks you're going to come home and open your guest room door to see this....


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I've always wanted to fuck a clown

I was trying to come up with some joke involving "honkers" and how it would be a new experience for you since April didn't have any, but I couldn't figure out how to word it properly.

I hate all of you.