So Anyways, Anything You'd Like To Say?

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I'll be here to coach you through lifes problems. Tell Miss April everything.

*hug*
 
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Gee golly fellas, wouldn't it be super cool if April posted some pics of herself?
 

APRIL

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SCREW YOU GUYS I TRY TO BE COMPASSIONATE AND ALL YOU SAY IS GIMMIE GIMMIE.

Rawr.


Edit: By you guys I mean nev. He's too many people for me to keep up on.
 
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HEY GUYS, APRIL IS READY TO POST SOME PICS!!!! GATHER AROUND
 
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Pictures to appear shortly. Please all, get in your seats and keep the chatter to a minimum.
 

APRIL

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NO PICS WILL BE POSTED.


NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG.


YOU TOO THREAD WRECKER.
 

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The other day, I threw a ball into the street so the neighbors dog would get hit. The car almost stopped in time, so it didnt die, but it rolled a lot. It made me laugh. Does that make me bad?
 

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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. So would Superman make for a cool dentist?
 

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fly said:
The other day, I threw a ball into the street so the neighbors dog would get hit. The car almost stopped in time, so it didnt die, but it rolled a lot. It made me laugh. Does that make me bad?
Only bad if you didn't put him in a mayo jar to spend the rest of his quadriplegic life.

Truth.
 

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fly said:
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. So would Superman make for a cool dentist?

I think superman should lean more towards being an admin.
 

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Okay here goes:

My brother-in-law totalled the car that we gave him for christmas the day after, and yesterday we get a call from our contractor saying that the furnace didn't reset after a power outage and all the pipes froze and exploded at the new house, probably $30,000+ in damage not to mention the cleanup costs.