So, Amstel, what's your story?

[Shalimar]

my man.

 

[plot]

i heard Amstel was Ronnie. any truth to this?

 

[Amstel]

I do not currently know who ronnie is.

why do I think my not knowing is a good thing & you guys thinking I'm his dupe is a bad thing. . .



I need a beer.

 

[Amstel]

also: can't find said 'ronnie.'

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I heard it was mikey dressed up as ronnie in a princess leia outfit.

 

[APRIL]

Ronnie is a player on Big Brother. By far the most annoying loser in all of loserdom and he is ugly.

 

[Amstel]

well fuck.

sorry folks. not ronnie.

also, how do people that look like that get TV gigs? srsly.

 

[eileenbunny]

Hello Amstel.

Itburnswhenipee and I are considering naming our son Samuel Adams. Do you think this is a bad idea?

 

[APRIL]

well fuck.

sorry folks. not ronnie.

also, how do people that look like that get TV gigs? srsly.

Oh good. I like you then; Ronnie is the one person I despise.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Hello Amstel.

Itburnswhenipee and I are considering naming our son Samuel Adams. Do you think this is a bad idea?

wait, time out...

 

[Amstel]

Hello Amstel.

Itburnswhenipee and I are considering naming our son Samuel Adams. Do you think this is a bad idea?

your fine as long your last name isn't Light he'll be respected on the playground.

 

[eileenbunny]

our last name is Brewer

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I need a beer.

your fine as long your last name isn't Light he'll be respected on the playground.

See? I knew I liked this feller

 

[Amstel]

our last name is Brewer

baseball is definitely in his future.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hello Amstel.

Itburnswhenipee and I are considering naming our son Samuel Adams. Do you think this is a bad idea?

Youre pregnant?

 

[eileenbunny]

No, I'm not pregnant.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

No, I'm not pregnant.

Ah
Ok then

 

[plot]

our last name is Brewer

i know a richard brewer, you guys related by chance?

 

[eileenbunny]

i know a richard brewer, you guys related by chance?

Probably not. We aren't actually blood relation to any Brewers. IBWIP's dad was adopted.

 

[fly]

Probably not. We aren't actually blood relation to any Brewers. IBWIP's dad was adopted.

So then he's not a real jew either?