So, Amstel, what's your story?

[water]

I know nothing about you, and I'm bored.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He/she is the best new member in a looooooong time.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im betting the parents were cheap dutch drunkards, hence the name

 

[water]

He/she is the best new member in a looooooong time.

The volume and quality of hot ass that they are producing is exemplary.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well I was referring to his/her lack of whining, "fad" posting from other forums, telling us how to run things, and so on.

 

[snoogit]

OMG LIKE LOL FAG SHIT WHORE COCK YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A PORN FORUM.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

silence! no tainting the newcomer!

 

[snoogit]

silence! no tainting the newcomer!

 

[water]

Well I was referring to his/her lack of whining, "fad" posting from other forums, telling us how to run things, and so on.

Yeah, it's totally gay and faggy when people pull that trolling shit and whatn....wait a second...

 

[Mrs. Valve]

oh jebus christ

 

[Amstel]

lol. minimal story. & don't care to whine. it appears to be a pretty low key forum with minimal drama. Also a 'hot ass' thread. my two biggest criteria have been met.

Also, I've learned what sheets April likes.

 

[dbzeag]

lol. minimal story. & don't care to whine. it appears to be a pretty low key forum with minimal drama. Also a 'hot ass' thread. my two biggest criteria have been met.

Also, I've learned what sheets April likes.

Cum stained??

Me, too!!

 

[water]

lol. minimal story. & don't care to whine. it appears to be a pretty low key forum with minimal drama. Also a 'hot ass' thread. my two biggest criteria have been met.

Also, I've learned what sheets April likes.

Pfft, everyone knows she still uses rubber sheets, it's no mystery around here.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Welcome aboard.

April sews those sheets together to make her muumuu's FYI.

 

[snoogit]

Cum stained??

Me, too!!

I thought those were the sheets fly liked.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Careful. She has herpes.

 

[JAXvillain]

Careful. She has herpes.

somehow it's the bovine variety as well which is rather disturbing

 

[Sarcasmo]

Totally not vanilla.

 

[polo]

have you met our resident loser ZRH yet?

don't worry, i'm sure he'll be along to tell you that Amstel isn't a verb or something soon enough

 

[water]

have you met our resident loser ZRH yet?

don't worry, i'm sure he'll be along to tell you that Amstel isn't a verb or something soon enough

Don't mind him, he's Australian or something, I'm not sure. Whichever one of those tea drinking races it is that is angry all of the time, Rugbian?