Snip the boys

[Shalimar]

so the wife wants me to get a vasectomy.



doctor has recommended a colonoscopy "just to check stuff out".


pros and cons?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Id say fuck no on both counts. But thats just me.

 

[Floptical]

I think you are at a safe age that you know you probably won't want anymore kids so I would say it's a good choice.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

if you both really don't want kids, then snip away

and i've had a colonoscopy. the prep is a pain in the ass (literally), but it's so worth it. especially if you've had GI issues or have family history. colon cancer sucks.

 

[Dharma1521]

so the wife wants me to get a vasectomy.



doctor has recommended a colonoscopy "just to check stuff out".


pros and cons?

Birth control sucks and it would be much easier to snip than to have surgery.

 

[theacoustician]

Why doesn't she get her tubes tied and you can give her a home colon inspection?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Do they still use cameras like this for it?

 

[Shalimar]

Birth control sucks and it would be much easier to snip than to have surgery.

seems i've heard this before...

 

[Valve1138]

even if you get snipped, it's not a guarantee that you can't get a chick pregnant without a condom.

Also, do you really want ball surgery?

 

[Shalimar]

ball surg.. not so much.

 

[Jonny_B]

put some of your swimmers in storage "just in case" and go for it.

 

[eileenbunny]

Getting your tubes tied is waaay more invasive surgery for a woman then a man getting a vasectomy. However, vasectomies generally come with more risk of an accidental pregnancy. We are still talking about really low risk though.

 

[Penis Envy]

Or.. you could ask her to give you a BJ, and then say something like, "You're brother uses more tongue and cups the balls"

VIOLA, no more kids.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yes on both counts. Colonoscopies are mandatory when you're as old as you.

Vasectomies don't affect sex or libido, only the presence of tadpoles in your juice.

 

[Valve1138]

Yes on both counts. Colonoscopies are mandatory when you're as old as you.

Vasectomies don't affect sex or libido, only the presence of tadpoles in your juice.

What if they miss and stab one of your balls and deflate it?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Then you sue for 80 quadrillion dollars.

 

[Jonny_B]

What if they miss and stab one of your balls and deflate it?

You have to fight Chikken in a steel cage match to determine the holder of the One Nut UF Champion title belt.

 

[Valve1138]

Then you sue for 80 quadrillion dollars.

I'd rather have two balls than a whole lot of money.

 

[Floptical]

You have to fight Chikken in a steel cage match to determine the holder of the One Nut UF Champion title belt.

rep+++ Two balls enter one ball leaves.

 

[Valve1138]

BALL THUNDERDOME!