Snakes....On A Plane

[Sarcasmo]

Im gonna go to hollywood and pitch a movie called "Crap-Monkeys in an Orphanage"
Its about a bunch of crap monkeys in an orphanage, and they throw crap at the orphans and itll be all gross and stuff.
Ill bet Tom Cruise will want in on the project. We can write the lead around him.

I'll be your key grip.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And gary busey can be one of the crap monkeys

Now I really wanna see this movie get made, let's take the idea to Ron Howard

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'll be your key grip.

O rly?
I dunno what a key grip does, but if you can perform fellatio with crap in your mouf youre hired!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Now I really wanna see this movie get made, let's take the idea to Ron Howard

Well see, theres crap monkey #2, cuz Ron always puts his brother Clint in his movies!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well see, theres crap monkey #2, cuz Ron always puts his brother Clint in his movies!

We could even do a spinoff, called "Mop Boy" starring Adam Sandler - who's job is to clean up after the monkeys and is losing his job to a more efficient Scooba robot floor cleaner

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We could even do a spinoff, called "Mop Boy" starring Adam Sandler - who's job is to clean up after the monkeys and is losing his job to a more efficient Scooba robot floor cleaner

Oh yeah, now youre thinkin hollywood, baby

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh yeah, now youre thinkin hollywood, baby

And Michael J. Fox has a bit part as the paint mixer at the local hardware store where Adam gets his floor cleaner, the proprietor of the shop being Rob Schneider of course

 

[JAXvillain]

can I be best boy?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

can I be best boy?

Who says youre not already

 

[JAXvillain]

Who says youre not already

fucking unf!

 

[Sp`ange]

http://ryansgoblog.com/blog/69/snakes-on-a-plane-enemy-list/

Using highly developed analysis skills and the available media, I bring to you a short list of some of the many snakes that you can expect to encounter in the upcoming epic, Snakes on a Plane; click the snake names for photographs.

1. Breast snakes
2. Oxygen mask snakes
3. Chair snakes
4. Cockpit snakes
5. Whipping snakes
6. Throw-down-stairs snakes
7. Cat snakes
8. Baggage snakes
9. Jacket snakes
10. Speed-down-aisle-in-cart snakes
11. End of level boss giant snake

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@ poster

 

[water]

I liked the "end of level boss giant snake" comment.

OT: Ninja Gaiden Black is hard and frustrating, but addictive. There I said it.

 

[JAXvillain]

hopefully part 2 will be called,"Samuel Jackson: Dead in a Ditch"
the whole movie will be a shot of him dead in said ditch with random kids coming by to poke him with a stick

I used to like him before this snake/plane BS

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[fly]

[MG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/soap.gif[/IMG]

WHERE DO I GET ONE SIR

 

[Pandora]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/snakesonaplane2ct.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

:lol: @ all the credits on the bottom.

 

[Sarcasmo]

WHERE DO I GET ONE SIR

http://topatoco.com/snakes.htm

 

[b_sinning]

Alt location for trailer

http://www.egotastic.com/video?ifilm=2710882&w=656&h=530&info=Snakes on a Plane Trailer