Snakes....On A Plane

[water]

So...there's a movie called "Snakes On A Plane" that comes out this summer. I think it's about the French Revolution or something, but I'm not sure. It certainly couldn't be about snakes on a plane, could it?

This is no shens, it's listed on movies.yahoo and IMDB.

Trailer on the link below.

I'm freaking speechless, what has happened to Samuel Jackson?

www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

img stolen from [m] cause it's funneh

 

[itburnswhenipee]

This has been a fark cliche for some time now. The buzz for this movie is almost unbearable. I'll have to be sure to never see it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

REPTILE MOTHER FUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!?!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

and what kind of half-assed assassin would think that releasing a bunch of poisonous snakes on an airplane ,that he is also a passenger on, would be an acceptable way to make a hit? And how the hell do you smuggle a shitpile of snakes onto a plane?

 

[Coqui]

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes


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[Syrup Beaver]

and what kind of half-assed assassin would think that releasing a bunch of poisonous snakes on an airplane ,that he is also a passenger on, would be an acceptable way to make a hit? And how the hell do you smuggle a shitpile of snakes onto a plane?

You've seen that eel video right?

 

[JAXvillain]

so stupid

 

[Sp`ange]

new low for hollywood.

 

[simple]

 

[Fat Burger]

Even though it's on IMDB, I still have a hard time believing it's real.

 

[Fat Burger]

Anyone else notice that one of the writers' previous experience consists solely of designing a website for a past movie?

 

[Coqui]

Even though it's on IMDB, I still have a hard time believing it's real.

Well he did star in a movie called The Man

 

[Fat Burger]

Well he did star in a movie called The Man

And Formula 51. I never thought it would be possible to make a movie with Samuel L. Jackson in a kilt beating people with golf clubs suck, but they managed.

 

[Sarcasmo]

This has been a joke/cliche like ibwip said for some time now.

 

[ZRH]

Blah, old, boring. Fuck SLJ.

 

[Sp`ange]

And Formula 51. I never thought it would be possible to make a movie with Samuel L. Jackson in a kilt beating people with golf clubs suck, but they managed.

I kinda liked that movie.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They should like, combine a sequel with the Anaconda sequel and call it Planes....On a Snake

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im gonna go to hollywood and pitch a movie called "Crap-Monkeys in an Orphanage"
Its about a bunch of crap monkeys in an orphanage, and they throw crap at the orphans and itll be all gross and stuff.
Ill bet Tom Cruise will want in on the project. We can write the lead around him.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Im gonna go to hollywood and pitch a movie called "Crap-Monkeys in an Orphanage"
Its about a bunch of crap monkeys in an orphanage, and they throw crap at the orphans and itll be all gross and stuff.
Ill bet Tom Cruise will want in on the project. We can write the lead around him.

Ooh ooh, and we can get Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to play the part of the crap!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ooh ooh, and we can get Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to play the part of the crap!

And gary busey can be one of the crap monkeys