Small UF Giveaway!

[Shalimar]

Nope. I took the pc and my golf clubs out of the car when I picked up my parents from the airport Monday. There are two or three super soakers in the back seat but that's the only thing in my car.

is that so you can super soak that hoooooooooooooooooooeeeeee

 

[Shalimar]

I have one for that washed up, hip-hop legend

man, guess I stopped reading too soon.






I am legend!!!

 

[thrawn]

Reason: I want a shredder so I can print out all of the threads on the intenret which offend or insult me, shred them, burn them and in so doing exact my wrath and vengence upon the world.

There aren't enough trees in South America.

 

[zengirl]

There aren't enough trees in South America.

clearly I deserve more than one shredder

 

[thrawn]

clearly I deserve more than one shredder

If it were possible to print out what you want to, burning it would scorch the sky and the machines would enslave the human race using us as sources of energy.

 

[Duke]

So, you are saying that shredders are saving us from the matrix?
In that case, I'm so naming my shredder NEO.

 

[Jonny_B]

So, you are saying that shredders are saving us from the matrix?
In that case, I'm so naming my shredder NEO.

because it's for shredding the Never Ending Offers from credit card companies?

 

[fly]

So, you are saying that shredders are saving us from the matrix?
In that case, I'm so naming my shredder NEO.

You haven't even won one yet.

wait...


deja veux

 

[kiwi]

Reason: Knyte needs a haircut.

 

[Whizzleteets]

i thought my reason was pretty good, personally.

 

[shawndavid]

Because I like cheese and it's cheaper if you buy it by the block.

 

[fly]

Reason: Because the place I used to shred my papers laid me off.

reason: my fiancee has way to much teacher shit laying around in the spare bedroom. this will teach her to organize.

reason: i shred everything, my shredder's broken, i have not seen a rebate one in a long time, and we're broke.

WINNARS! Plz PM me your address.

btw, some of you should learn to read and/or follow simple rules.

 

[fly]

die!

you didnt even enter, did you?

 

[Jonny_B]

the best part about having a shredder is always having material on hard to pack things for shipping.

 

[fly]

lol. no i forgot. lololol

Well then, I guess you can trim your bush this year...

 

[shawndavid]

I guess my cheese post wasn't good enough. I should have just taken one yesterday when I left.

 

[fly]

I guess my cheese post wasn't good enough. I should have just taken one yesterday when I left.

No, you were one of the ones that should have read the rules.

 

[eileenbunny]

I just yelled at dan for not reading the rules, we really need a shredder. I have a mountain of shredding that could fill anyone's living room.

 

[fly]

I don't really know how many I have, so there may be another contest.

 

[eileenbunny]

Hey, it's not your fault my husband is an idiot. We can also go out and buy a shredder any time we want I suppose. We are just really really lazy.