Small UF Giveaway!

[Mrs. Valve]

THUNDERDOME!!!!!!!!

$5 on F33nx.

Ape doesnt look to sturdy.

i'm glad you put your money on me. else i'd make you sleep on the deck when you visit.

 

[tre]

Reason: So I can give it to Mikey so he can shred his IM logs as part of his therapy.

 

[APRIL]

Reason: So I can give it to Mikey so he can shred his IM logs as part of his therapy.

The boy keeps everything. Including this post...

 

[tre]

The boy keeps everything. Including this post...

Probably still in the car

 

[taivas]

Reason: National security

 

[Duke]

Reason: Because I'm becoming more and more anal about my personal information and want to shread all my bills and financial information before tossing it out.

 

[water]

Reason: Because it would be nice to not have to take the docs from home that I want shredded into the office and put in the shred bins.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm gonna go against the grain and say I don't want whatever you're giving.

 

[Coqui]

Reason: Because the place I used to shred my papers laid me off.

 

[Wessels]

what would i do with a paper shredder?

 

[Wessels]

Reason: My room would be nicer with a layer of paper confetti snow

 

[Floptical]

The CIA is after me for stuff I kept from my last job and I need to get rid of it cross cut style.

 

[Penis Envy]

Reason: I have a crapton of expense reports and company documents i have absolutly no need for. I thought about putting them in a fire, but i have no fireplace and i cna't make one outside, stupid HOA. Therefore i need another method of satisfying my destructive need with these painful memories of a job once held.

 

[fly]

post pics of shredder pls!

 

[Jonny_B]

doesn't he now look way younger than he seemed at the time?

 

[Whizzleteets]

reason: my fiancee has way to much teacher shit laying around in the spare bedroom. this will teach her to organize.

 

[Thorn Bird]

reason: i shred everything, my shredder's broken, i have not seen a rebate one in a long time, and we're broke.

 

[thrawn]

Probably still in the car

Nope. I took the pc and my golf clubs out of the car when I picked up my parents from the airport Monday. There are two or three super soakers in the back seat but that's the only thing in my car.

 

[Shalimar]

Reason: So I can give it to Mingle because he wanted one.

me me me!!! the reason is so I can stop self-shredding, which surely isn't very effective at keeping the ID stealers at bay.

 

[zengirl]

Reason: I want a shredder so I can print out all of the threads on the intenret which offend or insult me, shred them, burn them and in so doing exact my wrath and vengence upon the world.