Small UF Giveaway!

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I have a few 6 sheet cross-cut paper shredders (new in box) that Imma give away partially cause I like you guys, but mostly because I'm too lazy to sell them. If you have a reason for one, please post it. I'll select the top three on Friday and ship em out to ya.

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Reason: I can't plug it in without a power adaptor so you'd create anguish irl and not just ol
 
My grandfather has bank statements from the early 80's and junk mail from at least the mid 90s. I'd say its getting out of control, but it's pretty obvious that control was lost sometime during the Clinton administration. He absolutely refuses to throw it away. I'm not sure if it's because of senility or paranoia, but maybe a shredder will help.