So the other night I was up late reading and my boyfriend was talking tons in his sleep. I was laughing my ass off at the stuff he was saying. The best one was:
'But what if I'm about to die? What if I'm dying?... ...what if they have to take me in for an emergency gorgeousness transplant?'
I lolled for a full 5 minutes or so after that. I told my friend and she said it was better than my ex's sleep talking ultimate which was sitting up, licking his lips and saying 'Mmmm. I could just eat a Buggle (name of our cat) sandwich.... mmmm .... with a side of mayonnaise'.
Anyway, funny stories guys?
'But what if I'm about to die? What if I'm dying?... ...what if they have to take me in for an emergency gorgeousness transplant?'
I lolled for a full 5 minutes or so after that. I told my friend and she said it was better than my ex's sleep talking ultimate which was sitting up, licking his lips and saying 'Mmmm. I could just eat a Buggle (name of our cat) sandwich.... mmmm .... with a side of mayonnaise'.
Anyway, funny stories guys?