Once in College I had a dream about disarming a bomb. My roommate was sitting at his desk doing his homework and said all of the sudden I sat up right and said "I'll disarm it" and then proceeded to grab my alarm clock. He said he watched me fiddle around with it a few minutes while muttering something he couldn't hear. All of the sudden my clocks goes off and I scream and throw it across the room while trying to flee from it into the bedroom wall. He gave me shit about that for a long time.
Another time in college I fell asleep late one night on my couch with a different roommate and my girlfriend in the room. They said I was asleep for a few minutes then I sat up and started to try to talk them into buying a computer or a printer. I was working at office depot at that time and just worked a really long day and was dreaming I was still at work.
I think I'm gonna laugh about this all day.
I don't talk in my sleep much but I laugh. I wish I could remember what's so funny. As easy as it is for me to remember most of my dreams and control them, I can't remember these.