Thread sittin here on the deuce receptical thinkin of poopstunts

You people seem to be sexual deviants. Im not sure I wish my online persona to associate with you animals.

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Hey !!

I'm a Canadian Valley girl! I'm very comfortable with my semi-obese state and wish more people would see me for my cuddle abilities and great personality, but too many people are fixated on my size. I love cats and hope to add many more to our home soon.
I'm a assistant manager at Red Lobster and I'm hoping to meet the right guy someday.
I'm blonde
My favorite color is brown
My favorite number is 1
I love carbs and I don't care who knows it!