WTF Since making fun of Australia is old hat, let's dis their forefathers


Wants to kiss you where it stinks
Jun 9, 2006
WTF is this shit?

Even as drunken student antics go, it was, by any stretch of the imagination, a disturbing scene. Surrounded by cheering rugby players, applauded by fellow members of the university netball team, 19-year-old Melissa Fontaine tipped back her head and giggled as fellow drinkers in the Students' Union bar pulled apart her eyelids and allowed them to pour a shot of vodka into her left eye. 'Vodka eyeballing', as it is known in student circles, is the latest drinking craze to sweep through Britain's universities. Those who do it claim that it induces feelings of drunkenness at break-neck speeds, providing an instant high.

But the devastating long-term damage it causes is becoming a major concern among doctors and university authorities who already worry that Britain's student drinking culture is out of control. Melissa, who left university last summer and is now 22, believes they are right to be worried. Her constantly watering left eye has been left permanently scarred by her antics. More worryingly still, she has been warned that her eyesight may deteriorate further as she gets older. 'I'm in constant pain because of what I did,' she says. 'And I'm terrified that it will get worse. I wish I could turn the clock back and change things. But I can't.'
How bored do you have to be to start this trend? At least shoot it straight up through the veins. In the eyes? really?


Erect Member
Oct 14, 2004
has anyone heard this "getting iced" trend going around? it's clearly a guerrilla marketing technique by smirnoff ice, but it's actually fucking catching on! people are retarded.