Food Show off your BBQ prowess

What kind of asshole observes an end to barbecuing/grilling/smoking season? Someone who hates food, that's who.
 
I enjoy my man's delicious meat year round. I don't ever need to worry about waiting for the right weather. All I have to do is ask and he gives it to me. He takes great pride in preparing his meat for anyone who wants it. It is always juicy and delicious with just the right amount of salt.
 
I enjoy my man's delicious meat year round. I don't ever need to worry about waiting for the right weather. All I have to do is ask and he gives it to me. He takes great pride in preparing his meat for anyone who wants it. It is always juicy and delicious with just the right amount of salt.

Db shall be there just as fast as his scooter can take him.