Should I be a consumer whore today?

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DirkPhoenix said:
Ah yes...

My latest post-sex ritual:

A horribly melodramatic fight as to why I haven't asked her to marry her yet, citing that the past two weeks have been so amazing and she hasn't brought up once that my mother is the bitch-queen of Texas and that I really don't need to save up money to buy her the $6000 ring she wants because they offer financing and it's about time I stopped wanting to save my money and start spending it, and how my buying or making her dinner every night is just something I'm supposed to do because she drives over to my place to spend the night, even though the reason she does this is because apparently I take too long to get over to her place so this way she can see me sooner, and by "see me sooner" she means "make her dinner sooner because she doesn't like to make dinner and she's spending all of her money on Coach accessories" but that hardly matters now because the real reason I haven't asked her to marry me is beyond my non-answer of "I'm not ready" because what I apparently mean is that since she is nice to me right now I have no incentive to marry her and just in case you think you misread that i'll bold the important parts by repeating that since she is nice to me right now I have no incentive to marry her, which is her way of saying that the reason she is being nice to me is so that I will marry her and just to be sure that I understood that she says that because of the way she treats me she is entitled to a ring, which is interesting to me because as we fight long into the AM hours the night before my birthday I am caught dumbfounded as to how someone can claim that she likes to treat me good but then says, as she wears through the hangover caused by the margaritas I made her, that the reason she treats me good is so I will marry her so I am left laying on 1/4 of my bed as the rest is taken up by her and her fucking dog thinking of how a jacketed hollow point would taste and wondering why I haven't told this person to pack up her shit and get the hell out of my apartment but then I remember that the reason I don't do this is because I am an idiot and it gives me good fodder to tell the world so take my words as a warning to you all that a girl who treats you good is just doing so to get you married to her and as a cool post I once saw reads: "A girl is like a prize fighter: no action until the ring."

kick her to the gutter and go get another.
 
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DirkPhoenix said:
Ah yes...

My latest post-sex ritual:

A horribly melodramatic fight as to why I haven't asked her to marry her yet, citing that the past two weeks have been so amazing and she hasn't brought up once that my mother is the bitch-queen of Texas and that I really don't need to save up money to buy her the $6000 ring she wants because they offer financing and it's about time I stopped wanting to save my money and start spending it, and how my buying or making her dinner every night is just something I'm supposed to do because she drives over to my place to spend the night, even though the reason she does this is because apparently I take too long to get over to her place so this way she can see me sooner, and by "see me sooner" she means "make her dinner sooner because she doesn't like to make dinner and she's spending all of her money on Coach accessories" but that hardly matters now because the real reason I haven't asked her to marry me is beyond my non-answer of "I'm not ready" because what I apparently mean is that since she is nice to me right now I have no incentive to marry her and just in case you think you misread that i'll bold the important parts by repeating that since she is nice to me right now I have no incentive to marry her, which is her way of saying that the reason she is being nice to me is so that I will marry her and just to be sure that I understood that she says that because of the way she treats me she is entitled to a ring, which is interesting to me because as we fight long into the AM hours the night before my birthday I am caught dumbfounded as to how someone can claim that she likes to treat me good but then says, as she wears through the hangover caused by the margaritas I made her, that the reason she treats me good is so I will marry her so I am left laying on 1/4 of my bed as the rest is taken up by her and her fucking dog thinking of how a jacketed hollow point would taste and wondering why I haven't told this person to pack up her shit and get the hell out of my apartment but then I remember that the reason I don't do this is because I am an idiot and it gives me good fodder to tell the world so take my words as a warning to you all that a girl who treats you good is just doing so to get you married to her and as a cool post I once saw reads: "A girl is like a prize fighter: no action until the ring."
You've got a real computer. No, seriously. Sounds like you are truly in love. I would do whatever you can to hang onto her before some other lucky fella sweeps her off her feet. No, really.
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
Cast receivers on an AK? :wtf:

Usually the cheap ones are folded sheet metal, which will last just fine

The nicer Bulgarian and Russian ones sometimes had milled receivers, which last forever
Cast parts anyway.Cmon, it's century Arms, they couldnt make a gun if their lives depended on it.
 

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FlamingGlory said:
Cast parts anyway.Cmon, it's century Arms, they couldnt make a gun if their lives depended on it.
They're not that bad really, and if it wasn't for them importing tons of this stuff we'd never see it in this country.

No, I don't own any Century products, but my Romanian AK has cast fire control parts and it shows no signs of wear after a couple thousand rounds