Why can't there just be a phone that just is a phone? No camera, no mp3 player, no web browser, just a fucking phone? Have a contact list/address book for numbers and that's it? Have it the size of a pencil and 3 inches long with numbers down it and that's it.
I would buy that.
nokia 2366i for verizon customers...the boy is DoD contracted and can't have a cameraphone, so as soon as verizon started offering this one he snagged it. it's pretty slick, has bluetooth and NO CAMERA (huzzah!) and so far he loves it.