Thread Shens or no shens?

Post something about yourself/your life and we will guess if its shens or not.

I'll start: When I first came across April on the internet I couldn't stand her.

No shens. You hate women.

I was a receiver for my high school football team until I shattered my femur one night doing keg stands.
 
No shens. You hate women.

I was a receiver for my high school football team until I shattered my femur one night doing keg stands.

No shens, you are a klutzy idiot.

I have kissed a woman before.
 
Correct, Until I learned her breasts were indeed smaller than mine I hated that bitch.

No shens, you're now a bitter ex-jock-type.

I jumped out a 2nd storey window whilst drunk once.

No shens, you are a klutzy idiot.
 
Duke pretty much covered it. That and I believed you were a fatty.

And you're sooooooo annoying.

LOL I tricked you? Did you believe I had goats?

I remember I was annoying... I was scouring the net causing trouble thanks to a failed relationship and dire need for attention. :lol:

/typical chick