Shawn - I found a job for you

[lemon_fresh]

Cabana Poolboy (Ybor Resort & Spa)

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/etc/1341309455.html

Maybe you and fly can split the hours?

 

[fly]

I can launch an anus full of milk about 15 feet.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I can launch an anus full of milk about 15 feet.

I'm envisioning you as a bartender at a Cowboy Ugly style gay bar.

 

[tre]

I think I just became lactose intolerant

 

[Syrup Beaver]

*squirt*

*gulp*

*clapping and cheering*

 

[Syrup Beaver]

His signature cocktail could be the Milked Prostate.

Vanilla vodka, pureed lychee nuts, and a dash of heavy cream.

 

[tre]

His signature cocktail could be the Milked Prostate.

Vanilla vodka, pureed lychee nuts, and a dash of heavy cream.

stirred, not shaken...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And the Ellen Daquiri for the monthly Red Carpet Night

Clamato and light rum blended with ice...

 

[Shalimar]

real talk shawn, some old friends of mine are renovating and opening the old Maxwell's Hammer up there. I'm supposed to go meet with one of the guys Thursday (tomorrow). he spoke to me about spinning, but if I know em, they'll not want HH.


i'm assuming they'll want dance music, and by dance music, i mean uptempo music.. with words. may be a good gig for ya. if ur interested.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Music........with words???

Inconceivable!

 

[tre]

Music........with words???

Inconceivable!

they even make up their own words sometimes, fo shizzle.

 

[shawndavid]

real talk shawn, some old friends of mine are renovating and opening the old Maxwell's Hammer up there. I'm supposed to go meet with one of the guys Thursday (tomorrow). he spoke to me about spinning, but if I know em, they'll not want HH.


i'm assuming they'll want dance music, and by dance music, i mean uptempo music.. with words. may be a good gig for ya. if ur interested.

Absolutely. Your timing is impeccable.

 

[water]

 

[Shalimar]

timing? meh


rhythm? impeccable. ;-)


but yeah, i know you lookin so this may work out perfect. get ur dance music skr8.

 

[Shalimar]

i would think that bein your stompin grounds will help.

 

[fly]

real talk shawn, some old friends of mine are renovating and opening the old Maxwell's Hammer up there. I'm supposed to go meet with one of the guys Thursday (tomorrow). he spoke to me about spinning, but if I know em, they'll not want HH.

Who the fuck wouldnt want happy hardcore?

 

[Duke]

Who the fuck wouldnt want happy hardcore?

People who call themselves 'Jack' & 'Rose' while on cruises.

 

[water]

People who call themselves 'Jack' & 'Rose' while on cruises.

We were role playing, I told you that in confidence.

 

[tre]

We were role playing, I told you that in confidence.

were you rose or was duke?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I don't know, it gets pretty hardcore when they get to the "drowning" scene....