Shamwow is yesterdays news

He better watch himself and stay in his own territory or Billy Mays is gonna break his legs.

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AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PREPARE SMALL CUP-SIZED QUANTITIES OF WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SLAP-CHOP!! WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST CONTINUE TO CHOP IT UP IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHOP IT INTO SMALL QUANTITIES ANYWAY?


I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW!