Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn

[JAXvillain]

lawl, I just walked by Dr. Ruth...soooo short...I wonder if she qualifies as a midget?
thread title is a quote by her

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Why are you hanging out with a german midget?

 

[JAXvillain]

Why are you hanging out with a german midget?

she's here at cnn to be on air

 

[Sarcasmo]

You should have asked her to demonstrate proper fellatio.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

You should have asked her to demonstrate proper fellatio.

old woman blowjob <shudder>

 

[Sarcasmo]

old woman blowjob <shudder>

It could be the best you've ever had.

 

[Bubbles]

old woman blowjob <shudder>

I hear it's great 'cause they don't have teeth.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

There's nothing sexy about the way old people smell.

edit: unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case you are sick bastard.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I hear it's great 'cause they don't have teeth.

Yeah but their arthritis prevents them from properly stimulating the prostate.

 

[b_sinning]

Does she have an entouage?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

German sex therapist?


Oh yeah, she's sooooo into watersports and scat

 

[JAXvillain]

Does she have an entouage?

nope, no entourage...think maybe 1 person was with her

 

[Sp`ange]

you should've asked her how to get your nuts out of the purse. The ATl crew needs you.

 

[JAXvillain]

you should've asked her how to get your nuts out of the purse. The ATl crew needs you.

I've been pretty busy lately with a lot of shit going on in my life...and besides, it's not like you guys are breaking down my door

 

[CletusJones]

so did you get some pointers from dr ruth or what?

 

[b_sinning]

She tell you how to shake that ass?

 

[JAXvillain]

so did you get some pointers from dr ruth or what?

yeah, while I was walking by she did a quick demo on squirting

 

[kiwi]

Who is Dr Ruth?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Who is Dr Ruth?

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

[CletusJones]

yeah, while I was walking by she did a quick demo on squirting

squirtguns are hella fun.

oh, and my buddy got $8500 for his vette because he needed to get rid of it. apparently it made the drive all the way from Chicago to somewhere in Tennessee just fine. Personally, I wouldn't have driven it that far on a motor that wasn't broken in yet but it's not my car.