Dear FinalFantasy,
Despite your best efforts, involving a whopping 76 posts, you were unable to improve this forum. I apologize on behalf of the forum (except for polo, he is exempt from apology) for not being up to your standards of comedy. In order to improve, and learn from the devastating loss of you on this forum, please provide us with some guidance as to how we can try to avoid this type of shame in the future. Should we talk more about role-playing, anime, acne removal tips, bestiality, incest, pants-shitting, video games, puberty, fashion, fast cars, fancy vests, slippers, energy drinks, your mom, personal lubricants, ranch dressing (no that is a separate topic from lubricants), watches, changing locks, country music, or sex with pastries? Really, what's your thing? We try to be open and accommodating to just about everything here, I just feel that you really haven't given us a chance, and just kind of sprung this whole "I'm leaving" thing upon us. I hope you come back and read this, and just give us another chance.
Sincerely,
Tre
PS, eat a bag of cocks.