serious thread for a moment

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I masturbate to pictures of you

 

[sarelement]

It sounds like something I might do... but I haven't done it. For the record, I didn't read the whole thread... so if this is now off-topic, I apologize.

 

[Sp`ange]

I thought everyone masturbated to pics of me. wtf?!

 

[fly]

Remember Clerks?

http://www.gotwavs.com/php/sounds/?...&quote=brokehisneck.txt&file=brokehisneck.mp3

damn thats a good movie

 

[JAXvillain]

damn thats a good movie

think the new one will suck? I'm really hoping not

 

[fly]

think the new one will suck? I'm really hoping not

probably

 

[shawndavid]

I thought everyone masturbated to pics of me. wtf?!

 

[InnerMuse]

I have an important question to add; do you guys just rosey palm it or do you pre-cover your "jack" with a sock and go at it?

I'm just curious to find out how common this it.

 

[ZRH]

I have an important question to add; do you guys just rosey palm it or do you pre-cover your "jack" with a sock and go at it?

I'm just curious to find out how common this it.

 

[InnerMuse]

oh boy, now I'm getting funny looks...


I am seriously curious. I've had guys recoil, gauk and make vomit noises when I ask this question. I could go into details, but I wanted to give ppl a chance to respond first.

 

[ZRH]

oh boy, now I'm getting funny looks...

I am seriously curious. I've had guys recoil, gauk and make vomit noises when I ask this question. I could go into details, but I wanted to give ppl a chance to respond first.

You think they would "recoil, gauk and make vomit noises" for a reason. I'm not sure if you're aware how rough socks are.

 

[InnerMuse]

You think they would "recoil, gauk and make vomit noises" for a reason. I'm not sure if you're aware how rough socks are.

I wouldn't know. I guess it would be better if he just zaffeled it -less irritation.

Edit: I guess if I had curtains, that would have worked... oh well.

 

[thrawn]

Guys masturbate?

 

[fly]

You think they would "recoil, gauk and make vomit noises" for a reason. I'm not sure if you're aware how rough socks are.

You need better socks...

 

[ZRH]

I wouldn't know. I guess it would be better if he just zaffeled it -less irritation.

Edit: I guess if I had curtains, that would have worked... oh well.

Huh?

 

[thrawn]

Huh?

I'm not sure if the most important part of that edit was acknowleged.

 

[BeerAd]

"I cry when I masterbate"

my buddy dave uses this line to stop pointless conversations, as you could imagine it works wonders!

 

[ZRH]

I'm not sure if the most important part of that edit was acknowleged.

Well yeah, curtains. But she really needs to clarify.

 

[BeerAd]

I wouldn't know. I guess it would be better if he just zaffeled it -less irritation.

Edit: I guess if I had curtains, that would have worked... oh well.

Still googling zaffeled, no luck

 

[thrawn]

then again, i dont care