Hawt September 29 - UFs Holy Day

[Petunia]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TOMORROW!!!!!
The BEST day on UF and alllllllllllll over the world!
For you new folk and for you twats that may have forgotten, SEPTEMBER 29 is the day @Dharma1521 and Kiki graced your existence with OURS!
ITS A DOUBLE HEADER! A2A?

Yay! It’s our Birthday!
So here is our annual thread where you will post generous gifts for us, tell us how awesome we are and how much joy we’ve brought into your lives!

This is also a special day for @thintoast! Right cunt? Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh, shit! I almost forgot I dont care.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im kidding, happy birthday you whores

 

[Petunia]

Oh, shit! I almost forgot I dont care.

Yay! You’re the first one here!!!
First one to post gets a lap dance

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yay! You’re the first one here!!!
First one to post gets a lap dance

oh ok, now Im on board
celebrate away!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Happy 39th!

 

[Strings]

 

[Duke]

the side boob is a lie

 

[HipHugHer]

I'll wish you one tomorrow then.

 

[adi]

 

[Darth Handsome]

Why didnt you start this thread? You used to be good at bdays

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Happy birthday, @Dharma1521

 

[tre]

Hooray, Sideboob for everyone!

 

[Valve1138]

Happy Centennial!

 

[Amstel]

 

[Amstel]

I'll play.

Happy last day you're 28 again. . .

 

[Darth Handsome]

I hope we get a few more side boob jokes before we get to page 2

 

[Valve1138]

Did you finally get the last whole punched on your buy 12 facelifts, get the 13th free card?

 

[Amstel]

Got her "Your birthday is coming! Check that mirror and schedule another botox appt this week for a 15% discount!" email

 

[adi]

Why didnt you start this thread? You used to be good at bdays

that reminds me
whens yours baba?

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