September 19 is Talk Like A Pirate Day

[kiwi]

Not sure if this is going to work but I thought I'd try.

 

[thrawn]

No. Not good! What are you doing?! You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!!!

Why is the rum gone?!!

One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?


But why is the rum gone

that was the best scene in the movie. he looked like he was about to kill her. that would have been my reaction as well

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I love that holiday (coming up) and the movie more! Only watched it a few times... I'm in the mood to watch it again, but someone is making me wait until tonight even though I'm sick

Uh... why don't you watch it twice, then?

 

[simple]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

 

[Coqui]

Uh... why don't you watch it twice, then?

Because I asked nicely

 

[helenabear]

Because I asked nicely

I'll admit, he did!

And honestly, I can't tell you how many times I've watched it... something like 8 times in the theater alone... countless more on DVD. It'll hold until evening.

I suppose I'll switch gears and be pathetic and finish Season 1 of Dukes of Hazzard instead.

In the mean time I'll dream of the hottie of the movie saying "Arrrrrggh.... swash, swash, buckle, buckle"

 

[b_sinning]

Time to dig out the spare steering wheel.

 

[Pandora]

that was the best scene in the movie. he looked like he was about to kill her. that would have been my reaction as well

Keira....or rum....Keira....or rum.....


Keira, defiantly Keira

 

[Syrup Beaver]

She'd get annoying after a while, the rum is always friendly.

 

[Coqui]

Keira....or rum....Keira....or rum.....


Keira, defiantly Keira

Nice face and all that, but I don't know how I'd feel about a girl who's body is smaller than my thigh

 

[Pandora]

Nice face and all that, but I don't know how I'd feel about a girl who's body is smaller than my thigh

I wouldn't really have that problem with her.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

She'd get annoying after a while, the rum is always friendly.

Absolute Truth ftw

 

[fly]

She'd get annoying after a while, the rum is always friendly.

..and can make any woman look like her...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

..and can make any woman look like her...

Or island wildlife, or a tree, a coconut, or hole in the sand....

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Nice face and all that, but I don't know how I'd feel about a girl who's body is smaller than my thigh

I've eaten steaks with more meat than that

 

[Pandora]

I've eaten steaks with more meat than that

This is true. The poor thing does need to eat some food.

 

[kiwi]

This is true. The poor thing does need to eat some food.

Like hand fed chocolate dipped strawberries?

Man, I want some of those.

 

[b_sinning]

She's very cute but has the chest of a 12 year old boy.

 

[Coqui]

She's very cute but has the chest of a 12 year old boy.

That's hot

 

[kiwi]

That's hot

If you like 12 year old boys, oh wait...

Edit: nevermind.