Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
CletusJones said:as previously mentioned, let me know how much you weigh and i'll send you a fedex label.
Hows 120lbs sound?

CletusJones said:as previously mentioned, let me know how much you weigh and i'll send you a fedex label.
ouch, that's like 250 UKLNeedMoreEmo said:Hows 120lbs sound?![]()
CletusJones said:
NeedMoreEmo said:Comes with a lifetime warentee and you can get your money back if you're unsatisfied. K?
BigDov said:Damn Cletus, given how your weekend went, I'd jump on this offer. Figuratively speaking, of course.
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NeedMoreEmo said:That was a good one.![]()
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it's only illegal if i get caught, right?BigDov said:Damn Cletus, given how your weekend went, I'd jump on this offer. Figuratively speaking, of course.
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CletusJones said:it's only illegal if i get caught, right?![]()
well, i could always have her forge her birth certificate, afterall, my local authorities probably won't know what an official cert from the UK looks like.BigDov said:I think it's okay in Texas, Utah and parts of Canada as well.
CletusJones said:well, i could always have her forge her birth certificate, afterall, my local authorities probably won't know what an official cert from the UK looks like.![]()
is your house big enough for all of us? we could pass her around like a white guy in jail.Mondoz said:Or come move to Texas.![]()
CletusJones said:is your house big enough for all of us? we could pass her around like a white guy in jail.
of course it will be! you'll be holding the camcorder.BigDov said:Sounds like a movie in the making to me......![]()
CletusJones said:of course it will be! you'll be holding the camcorder.
we might let you have a turn after everyone else. you can't be on camera though.BigDov said:if you say so
CletusJones said:we might let you have a turn after everyone else. you can't be on camera though.![]()
wait just a minute there, lee harvey. she's coming fedex, so there will be no rendezvous at the airport for you.BigDov said:SHIT!!!
Oh I know, I'll pick her up from the airport......![]()
CletusJones said:wait just a minute there, lee harvey. she's coming fedex, so there will be no rendezvous at the airport for you.
I think i'm going to wait until the end of the week so that it'll give everyone ample time to sign up. I've got an even numbar of entrants I think, so I'll split them up and Mondoz and I will be assigning them their sekrat person this weekend.BigDov said:A package of that size will not be delivered by courier...... so in order to have my fair share of the fun, I'll be picking up said package at the airport. Nothing you can do about it
And when are you going to tell us who we're sekrat presant-ing??
CletusJones said:I think i'm going to wait until the end of the week so that it'll give everyone ample time to sign up. I've got an even numbar of entrants I think, so I'll split them up and Mondoz and I will be assigning them their sekrat person this weekend.