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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Man is killed in shark attack in Florida


STUART, Fla. (AP) — There was blood in the water, the sharks were circling and a grievously hurt Stephen Schafer — his thigh gashed and his hand mauled — was screaming in pain by the time the lifeguard reached him.

The lifeguard pulled Schafer onto his rescue board, but his cries quieted as he drifted in and out of consciousness.

He would soon be dead, marking the first deadly shark attack in Florida in five years, and perhaps a rare instance of a lethal attack by a swarm of sharks.

http://www.lahontanvalleynews.com/article/20100204/NEWS/100209937/1045/rss


Told you they would be out for my blood!!

 

[APRIL]

See how rare it is? You worry too much!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Rare...but yet spookily happened around the time I was there. it's fate I tells ya.

 

[Duke]

The guy had to saiboard into a frenzied school of them in order to get eaten. Pretty sure you were still safe.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You know they can even get you on land, right?

 

[Shalimar]

ja won't go more than calf deep in the gulf.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You know they can even get you on land, right?

Thas what I kept telling them. Fools. Who's laughing now?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

ja won't go more than calf deep in the gulf.

She's a very smart woman.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i grew up iiiiiiin the ocean practically.... saw a few sharks... nothing ever attacked me. prob cuz i was too damn cute ^_^

I reckon the sharks would be so jealous of my sharp three rows of teeth they would rip me apart.

 

[JAXvillain]

my grandparents used to live in stuart until last summer. been there a shitload of times and never saw a single shark

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i grew up iiiiiiin the ocean practically.... saw a few sharks... nothing ever attacked me. prob cuz i was too damn cute ^_^

Plus they can smell the herp

 

[APRIL]

There are definitely sharks in the water here. We took NME to see the manatees and they were right there with them.

No manatees were attacked and you wouldn't be either, nemo. Hmpf we should have thrown you in!!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

There are definitely sharks in the water here. We took NME to see the manatees and they were right there with them.

No manatees were attacked and you wouldn't be either, nemo. Hmpf we should have thrown you in!!

They'd have ripped me limb by limb within seconds you witch.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thas what I kept telling them. Fools. Who's laughing now?

The sharks?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Just don't flap around like an injured seal, or a surfer, and you'll be fine.

 

[Thorn Bird]

and don't be on your period.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Just don't flap around like an injured seal, or a surfer, and you'll be fine.

I'm not too hot on ye olde swimming so I'd be flapping around.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's what scuba gear is for, just sink to the bottom and enjoy!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

and don't be on your period.

Drysuit++

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm not too hot on ye olde swimming so I'd be flapping around.

but you live on an island! that's like being a bad swimmer with a pool in your back yard.