Secret Turn Ons

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've got that one nailed

As good as the original The Office dance by Ricky Gervais?

 

[JAXvillain]

We have a three bedroom house now, thilly goose.

One is a computer room and the other is the cats room.

cat room? wtf, that should be a hot chick room

 

[APRIL]

cat room? wtf, that should be a hot chick room

It's interchangable... pussy and pussy, yes?

 

[thrawn]

Of course, that won't stop gina from dripping from the ceiling.

bwahahaahaa

 

[zengirl]

cat room? wtf, that should be a hot chick room

cat rooms are awesome, we have a sofa in ours, my brother sleeps in there sometimes. <insert pussy joke here>

 

[Thorn Bird]

there are a couple girls/bartenders at my bar with enormous boobs and they are always the ones I get shots from because they wear low cut tops and then shake the shots up on ice quite vigorously

they must not've been there when i was. i would've noticed. course, big boobs for me probably aren't the same for you. different standards and all.

Note to self.

Avoid getting too drunk at Zac and April's.

but it's fun! besides, you don't remember much anyway. it's called freeing your inhibitions, right april? i think i remember you telling me that. did i get it right?

I've got that one nailed

i just find this downright charming.

 

[JAXvillain]

Of course, that won't stop gina from dripping from the ceiling.

is that code for naked g body shots?

 

[Thorn Bird]

bwahahaahaa

it's the same room you're in now, right? the cat room? for cats?

 

[JAXvillain]

they must not've been there when i was. i would've noticed. course, big boobs for me probably aren't the same for you. different standards and all.


but it's fun! besides, you don't remember much anyway. it's called freeing your inhibitions, right april? i think i remember you telling me that. did i get it right?


i just find this downright charming.

no, the big boobie girls weren't there the night you were

 

[thrawn]

it's the same room you're in now, right? the cat room? for cats?

Well I'm in the cat room at least.

 

[kiwi]

guess you've never stayed at their house. they have a sign that says "three's NEVER a crowd!" it's actually a requirement if you stay at their house, especially since they have a one bedroom.

It's true, when Knyte told her we had sex in their shower she stated "Oh, good, I'm glad, but did you try the bed?"

I have a slight suspicion there were cameras set up.

 

[APRIL]

we do have a camera, but it's pointed at the driveway. Please have sex on the cars, kthnx.

 

[b_sinning]

What is up with all of you guys with the driveway cams?

 

[Duke]

What is up with all of you guys with the driveway cams?

It's tampa. The chances of some fame from capturing some nutty shit outside is 'always' there.

 

[Thorn Bird]

the tampons go tampooning often, and it's made quite a mess down there.

 

[taivas]

It's tampa. The chances of some fame from capturing some nutty shit outside is 'always' there.

The "Tampa" thread icon says it all, really.