Secret Santa: What Did You Get?

wr3kt

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April23 said:
This one time I had taquitos at Jack in the Box... I was curled up on the bathroom floor crying about the new asshole it tore. :(

The only things I like from JITB are sourdough jacks, fries, and the croisanwhiches.

And their straws are indestructable.
 

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wr3kt said:
The only things I like from JITB are sourdough jacks, fries, and the croisanwhiches.

And their straws are indestructable.
Hey man. Like totally what did you have for dinner?
 

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wr3kt said:
So...what'd you have for dinner?
Hey... you too buddy.



Spaghetti, garlic bread, and iltailan dressing/salad with a tea.

:rolleyes:

Edit: Dessert: A few goats.
 

wr3kt

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April23 said:
Hey... you too buddy.



Spaghetti, garlic bread, and iltailan dressing/salad with a tea.

:rolleyes:

Edit: Dessert: A few goats.

:eek:


You go out to eat or something??!?!
:eek:
 

wr3kt

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April23 said:
:lol: Mom cooked dinner for me.


I threatened to eat the cats and she finally did what I asked. :fly:

Hahah...I see you found a suitable lacky...
 

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wr3kt said:
Hahah...I see you found a suitable lacky...
I'm still surprised she puts up with me.

Yesterday I made grilled cheese since its all I can cook without burning a hole in my hand. I made one for her and told her I put a roofie in it, of course she asks what that was and I told her it was a date rape drug.



Then my brother walks by and says, "Why do you want to rape mom?"


It was funny till he had to get all queer on me.


I mean incest. :barf:
 

wr3kt

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April23 said:
I'm still surprised she puts up with me.

Yesterday I made grilled cheese since its all I can cook without burning a hole in my hand. I made one for her and told her I put a roofie in it, of course she asks what that was and I told her it was a date rape drug.



Then my brother walks by and says, "Why do you want to rape mom?"


It was funny till he had to get all queer on me.


I mean incest. :barf:

Like brother like fatty.
 
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smileynev

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April23 said:
I'm still surprised she puts up with me.

Yesterday I made grilled cheese since its all I can cook without burning a hole in my hand. I made one for her and told her I put a roofie in it, of course she asks what that was and I told her it was a date rape drug.



Then my brother walks by and says, "Why do you want to rape mom?"


It was funny till he had to get all queer on me.


I mean incest. :barf:
You make me giggle
 

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