GAY SCOOOOOOOOOOOTERS are very gay

Oh, heres one of chikken on his:

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I want to get a scooter for work. When all of the students are here it is extremely hard to find parking. You can get through downtown Savannah way faster on a scooter than a car and the parking Nazis leave you alone.
 
i wanted a scooter after i came back from italy, they were friggin everywhere. I have to pick up a 3-1/2 yr old from daycare on my way though, so i'd need a pretty big basket.
 
i'm sure you could rig a child seat on there somehow.

they were popular here for a couple years, but you don't see them much anymore, and the scooter store that opened went out of business.

wish i'd known when they went oob, apparently they let some go really cheaply, like $900 for a brand new vespa.
 
we have a bunch of scooter stores in atlanta. I'm not sure how they all stay in business since I rarely see anyone on a scooter