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GAY SCOOOOOOOOOOOTERS are very gay

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by G-Shock, Jun 8, 2010.

  1. Are gay?:(


    I don't agree, at least not the Zuma Ruckus and other "rugged" styled scooters. I've been driving the holy crap out of this thing around town. I even took it to work one day. It gets around 90-120mpg depending on how you drive it. My buddy had a Metropolitan, which was clearly gay:fly:

    I just added a 12v outlet and a holder for my iphone.
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  2. Nope, nothin' wrong with scooters at all.

    Awesome for local or inner-city transportation.

    I wish we could get the ones with actual clutches and gearboxes here though :hi2u:
     

  3. Automatic gearbox puts them in a better insurance class for me. I think I paid $75 for the year. I drive it between downtown and uptown. About 12 miles one way is MAX
     
  4. That's pretty damn cheap.

    The 50cc ones don't even require registration or insurance here, just a cheap sticker. They can even park on sidewalks, and use bicycle racks.

    I was tempted to get one before I started working from home.
     
  5. #5 G-Shock, Jun 8, 2010
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2010

    Yeah, Texas is going to get it's Money. Have to have an M lic, reg and insurance. You can park them on sidewalks though. Prob my fav part is I can get really good parking where ever I go. Parking is such a bitch around here. Last two weeks I've taken it to Sunday brunch, and just parked it next to the valet stand

    BTW so far I've only got Insurance for it.
     
  6. :fly: Parking is a big part of why I stopped commuting, started getting tickets like crazy with the bike.
     

  7. I see a lot of women around here on the vespas.



    They say topspeed is 35ish I recorded 47 on the GPS


    http://www.fitnio.com/map.htm?key=65i3owbu
     
  8. Some scooters out there will do up to 70mph right into your boyfriends asshole.
     
  9. bwhahahahahhaaaaaaaa
     
  10. my commute's slowest speed is 40mph so I can't have one of those :(

    But yes super gay. Even the Honda Ruckus "hard core" scooter.
     
  11. With streamers on the handlebars
     
  12. And a wicker basket with flowers attached.
     
  13. :drool:
     
  14. :drool:
     
  15. :lol:
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Casper again.