Hawt Scents / Odors that haunt you

road kill that's been sitting on the road too long during a hot summer day.
skunks.
skunk weed. A kid in high school brought a baggy of that to class and was showing it to me. I don't see why anyone would want to smoke that. regular weed, fine, but skunk weed :barf:
patchouli. makes me almost have an asthma attack smelling it. I'm probably allergic to it.
newports and other crappy cigs.


aahahha, I HATE the smell of this stuff, too! I know someone who friggin looooves it.
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It's the smelly, 3 day old period vadges in the aisles of a store that don't leave my nostril hair for at least 3.45 hours that get me. Like, how the fuck don't you know that your period soaked diaper smells worse than a dead, bloated fish with tartar sauce?!

Omg, I'm surprised none of you vadge owners commented on this!

I need to add: so I just came back from running around for my lunch and stopped at the 1st flr restroom...the SANITARY NAPKIN CONTAINER was left open and someone left an UNWRAPPED, period soaked, crotch diaper in there. Just like, sitting there all out in the open air, waiting to poison my airways. It SMELLED so bad. It def must've been an obese female because first, who the eff wears maxipads? Second, it was the worst smell, EVAR.

Like McDonald's by products mixed with fat person's vadge sweat, and 5 day old smegma.

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Natalie wasn't a smelly Asian. It was another. Obviously I didn't pursue that one.

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well, obviously, you went far enough, lol! So, how did you find out? Were you like, "Welp, look at the time" like right when she dropped her panties?
 
speaking of wholesale grocery, I heard on the news this morning that lobster hit a record low of $2.50 per lb up in ME. Can I pay you to send me some?? :D
If you like soft-shelled, yes they are that cheap in places, though I think the price is heading upwards pretty quick. Lobsterman are losing a fortune and have shutdown fishing operations for a week or two to help drive prices back up.

Send up the family jet with a couple of bars of gold and I'll fill the jet up with lobster.
 
Omg, I'm surprised none of you vadge owners commented on this!

I need to add: so I just came back from running around for my lunch and stopped at the 1st flr restroom...the SANITARY NAPKIN CONTAINER was left open and someone left an UNWRAPPED, period soaked, crotch diaper in there. Just like, sitting there all out in the open air, waiting to poison my airways. It SMELLED so bad. It def must've been an obese female because first, who the eff wears maxipads? Second, it was the worst smell, EVAR.

Like McDonald's by products mixed with fat person's vadge sweat, and 5 day old smegma.

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Just more proof that you women are the nastiest fucking things when it comes to bathrooms that aren't your own.
 
Omg, I'm surprised none of you vadge owners commented on this!

I need to add: so I just came back from running around for my lunch and stopped at the 1st flr restroom...the SANITARY NAPKIN CONTAINER was left open and someone left an UNWRAPPED, period soaked, crotch diaper in there. Just like, sitting there all out in the open air, waiting to poison my airways. It SMELLED so bad. It def must've been an obese female because first, who the eff wears maxipads? Second, it was the worst smell, EVAR.

Like McDonald's by products mixed with fat person's vadge sweat, and 5 day old smegma.

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I didn't see this post but I completely agree! All too often I stumble into a thick cloud of dead baby blood and it makes me barf.
 
non cat owners will smell the scent in your homes.

I've had people be surprised we had 4 cats. It doesn't smell here.

Cats themselves don't have an odor, really! They smell at the most, like dust!

If you have a good quality litter, you shouldn't know a cat lives there.


DOGS on the hand. FUCK, they smell aLLLL of the time. And you know when someone owns one when you walk into their house.;

Dogs do smell all the time, especially if they've been outside.

For real? That girl smelled?? Natalie, right? Or was there another azhun?





ALSO - YEAST INFECTED VADGE -
jeezus God.

Yeast infections shouldn't be terribly smelly. If it is there is probably some other infection.

SOOOO TRUE!! Women are pigs in public bathrooms!!

Disgusting pigs. My sister wears pads and they smell terrible. She's afraid of tampons. It's crazy.
 
I smelled a fat lady @ Walmart (my new stomping grounds it seems) she stood next to me at the BBQ aisle. She smelled like a dirty shitty sour milk asshole mixed with sweat and manure. Bitch made my eyes water and i gagged!
How can someone smell so rancid and not notice it themselves???

Its like she rubbed used maxi pads all over her body. I will never forget that scent