Sarasota is 'Cougar Town'

Let's all rag on Chris.


Hey Chris, how are all the hot bitches you fucked last night? Did you wipe your ass with money after your morning glory?
 
Then explain your previous purchase of a tuned Corvette and a luxury loft in downtown. A midlife crisis a bit early?

I haven't bought a loft yet and I've been a car fiend since I could breathe. any other questions elton john? :p