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[Syrup Beaver]

millions of people in NYC don't have cars or the need for one.

True, NYC is a great city for not having a car. It's a complete pain in the arse, and ludicrously expensive to keep one in Manhatten.

 

[JAXvillain]

beefing up is for losers. ima bacon up these bad boys.

you had me at bacon

 

[JAXvillain]

True, NYC is a great city for not having a car. It's a complete pain in the arse, and ludicrously expensive to keep one in Manhatten.

one of my uncles in NYC pays 3x my rent just for his parking and that's PER CAR. he's usually got 3 or so

 

[Sarcasmo]

Sadly she probably wouldn't be impressed by what you whipped out later.

 

[Duke]

beefing up is for losers. ima bacon up these bad boys.

Thats sounds awfully familiar

 

[Coqui]

Sadly she probably wouldn't be impressed by what you whipped out later.

I think his credit card is quite impressive.

 

[JAXvillain]

Sadly she probably wouldn't be impressed by what you whipped out later.

not only is it short but it's damned skinny too

 

[Applesauce]

I don't give a fuck about sexcuses for drunk driving. You were driving, drunk.

My ex got three in the 11 years we were together. If you call all of that together. Anyhoots, and he still drove after the third, claiming to take backroads.

We lived in Buttfucker Egypt, WHAT ISN'T A FCKING BACK ROAD?

Drunks = stupid

 

[Sarcasmo]

I would drive drunk to get home to you too, Juli(e).

 

[Syrup Beaver]

one of my uncles in NYC pays 3x my rent just for his parking and that's PER CAR. he's usually got 3 or so

That sounds like a steal, what garage does he use?

 

[water]

I don't give a fuck about sexcuses for drunk driving. You were driving, drunk.

My ex got three in the 11 years we were together. If you call all of that together. Anyhoots, and he still drove after the third, claiming to take backroads.

We lived in Buttfucker Egypt, WHAT ISN'T A FCKING BACK ROAD?

Drunks = stupid

I'm pretty sure I made a thread at some point in the past that posed the question "What is the difference between someone who drives drunk and kills someone over someone who operates a firearm drunk and kills someone". The results as I recall were lulzy.

 

[Sarcasmo]

HI EVERYONE, I'M W_A_W AND I COME FROM A FAMILY OF RICH IRISH JEWS. WE'RE LIKE THE ONLY ONES, IN FACT.

 

[JAXvillain]

HI EVERYONE, I'M W_A_W AND I COME FROM A FAMILY OF RICH IRISH JEWS. WE'RE LIKE THE ONLY ONES, IN FACT.

one of my cousins is in fact an irish jew

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[shawndavid]

What about driving and texting?

 

[APRIL]

one of my uncles in NYC pays 3x my rent just for his parking and that's PER CAR. he's usually got 3 or so

Make room guys, here comes WAW slapping down his large penis on the counter for the new lucky lady on the forum.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I drive and text all the time. Just this morning I almost plowed into the back of a minivan. It was important though. It would have been worth it. A friend sent me a pic of herself in a short skirt and heels for my opinion.

 

[Applesauce]

I would drive drunk to get home to you too, Juli(e).

lmfaoooooooo

 

[Applesauce]

Make room guys, here comes WAW slapping down his large penis on the counter for the new lucky lady on the forum.

Holy shiiiitt. lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosefsgdgdfghfhjdgdhgfhdf

 

[Applesauce]

What about driving and texting?

I seriously have NO idea how people do this!!