Hawt Run for your life it's snow and ice and rain and my tires are bald!!!!!!

I had a maid but she wasn't very good so I tossed her number after I moved to my new place. need a new one.
 
Sadly, I can recall many nights of great times spent doing shots of Grey Goose all night long too. That's not the sad part. The sad part is, no matter how good the times, no matter how great the stories, the one fact remains is that I am not Charlie Sheen.

LIFE IS CRUEL
 
Sadly, I can recall many nights of great times spent doing shots of Grey Goose all night long too. That's not the sad part. The sad part is, no matter how good the times, no matter how great the stories, the one fact remains is that I am not Charlie Sheen.

LIFE IS CRUEL
You want the memories of spending a fair amount of time with $5 Mexican prostitutes?


Well.....I guess that's where the vodka comes in.......