Thread Rollout's Homo Coming Out Thread

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That's actually a common joke. I know I'm not funny, but I'm really not as serious as you guys think I am.

I wish everyone here would stop taking the internet so serios! Jeez!!

 

[Duke]

That's actually a common joke. I know I'm not funny, but I'm really not as serious as you guys think I am.

fuck you bitch. Don't tell me how to think.

 

[CletusJones]

This is the best fail thread I've read in a while.

10/10 excellent fail.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[CletusJones]

CONFUSION AND DELAY

 

[Casper]

UPDATE: 5

The table set up

Shit, I'm no where close to her

What should I do? Take the seats next to her and shit in their purses? Or just continue the night as usual?

You should definitely fuck her "Good Friend."

 

[Domon]

You should definitely fuck her "Good Friend."

or stay home and masturbate.

 

[Coqui]

or stay home and masturbate.

What if his hand might say no as well?

 

[Duke]

What if his hand might say no as well?

If it's Rollout's hand, he'll never get the balls up to ask it.

 

[Coqui]

Ultimate sign of rejection, when your hand falls asleep on you while masturbating.

 

[Rollout]

UPDATE 6:

Okay useless noobs, I'm feeling kinda cocky. Talked to 3 girls today without crapping in their purses or spilling my spaghetti. So I'm willing to make a bet:


If I can score a date for homecoming between now and the 17th, everyone who chooses to participate in this wager has to gift me 25% of their current marklar.

If I don't, you all can decide the punishment.


So what will it be?


Will post proof and pics after HC.

 

[DJBrenton]

You're planning on buying a date with marklar aren;t you?

 

[Rollout]

You're planning on buying a date with marklar aren;t you?

Oh yeah definitely.

where's kiki when you need her?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

quit being such a pussy

 

[APRIL]

UPDATE 6:

Okay useless noobs, I'm feeling kinda cocky. Talked to 3 girls today without crapping in their purses or spilling my spaghetti. So I'm willing to make a bet:


If I can score a date for homecoming between now and the 17th, everyone who chooses to participate in this wager has to gift me 25% of their current marklar.

If I don't, you all can decide the punishment.


So what will it be?


Will post proof and pics after HC.

I'll give you 50% of mine (I think I'm one of the top 5 in marklar count). and your punishment should be to take a pic with each girl who declined to go with you to homecoming and post them here.

Shake?

 

[Rollout]

quit being such a pussy

Ha nope, I wasn't a pussy today.

I stepped outside my comfort zone.

Suck it.

 

[Rollout]

I'll give you 50% of mine (I think I'm one of the top 5 in marklar count). and your punishment should be to take a pic with each girl who declined to go with you to homecoming and post them here.

Shake?

Omg.

This is good, but I only think 2 of the 3 girls would be cool with me taking pics with them.

 

[fly]

Omg.

This is good, but I only think 2 of the 3 girls would be cool with me taking pics with them.

Then a creeper of the third. if so, I'm in.

 

[APRIL]

Omg.

This is good, but I only think 2 of the 3 girls would be cool with me taking pics with them.

Then you've gotta do a creeper shot. Her in the background and you in the foreground cheesin.

 

[Mikeawesome]

how do we know you dont already have a date