Hawt Road Trip 2011!

[Duke]

Preservatives are whats going to make me live forever. You all natural people are going to wither away.

-Keith Richards

 

[JAXvillain]

THAT WASNT FREE TRADE CHEESE IDIOT

I know. it was a guilty pleasure, I assure you.
just finished killing myself with a chef salad from the organic soup, salad, sandwich place downstairs. I'll be lucky if I live til friday at this rate

 

[Dharma1521]

I know. it was a guilty pleasure, I assure you.
just finished killing myself with a chef salad from the organic soup, salad, sandwich place downstairs. I'll be lucky if I live til friday at this rate

RIP slime. Can I have your women?

 

[Onnotangu]

I was sure you would go for his books first.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was sure you would go for his books first.

I don't think he has any that the pages aren't stuck together

 

[tre]

I was sure you would go for his books first.

she would have, but the pages are all stuck together for some reason

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wtf get off my wave

 

[JAXvillain]

Wtf get off my wave

thanks for the awesome morning music idea

 

[Dharma1521]

I was sure you would go for his books first.

Does he read???

 

[kiwi]

Does he read???

This was my thought, he has books?

 

[fly]

the waw doesn't read

 

[APRIL]

the waw doesn't read

But I'm sure his aunt has won shitty trophies for writing books about hours and minutes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

There was that hastily written book about seconds that was full of errors and omissions.













One might even say it was sloppy.

 

[plot]

Tim and dave were awesome.


dave told me all about chikkens little town

 

[fly]

needs moar dbag posts.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Plot and Dave are the sh*t. Had a bunch of presents waiting at my door when I got home from a looong day at work. A bag of goodies including a dart gun, an inflatable feather mask, pop rocks, silly string, a glow in the dark fairy wand, a bottle shirt coozie, some anti-gas pills, lollipops...

And a motherf*cking SOG tomahawk! Ethan wants to go camping pronto so he can beat the crap out of things. I just want to go outside and beat the crap out of things here. ER bills to be forwarded to plot.

You guys kick ass. Unfortunately I couldn't even see them, though. I've got a huge trial starting Monday so we've been working like crazy all week preparing for it. Bah.

 

[fly]

plot bought your son a cruise missile? Yeah, thats a good idea.

 

[JAXvillain]

it's only got a 20 kiloton warhead. that's entry level stuff

 

[dbzeag]

Sorry for the lack of posts, but I will update the site and this thread later. Right now I am unpacking and helping chim "relieve" his car ride stress

 

[dbzeag]

Just a quick update. I was crunching some numbers.

Total Miles: 6281.2

Total Fuel: 213.43 gal

Total Mileage: 29.42 mpg

Total Fuel Cost: $831.11

Total Tolls: $52.49

Plus a couple of oil changes, of course lol