GAY RIP Roscoe P. (Purrvis) Coltrane

[Petunia]

I think Roscoe the neglected forum cat deserves a proper send off.
He deserved at least a thread here for everyone to mourn his passing and to console each other during this difficult time.




Heavenly Nap

You lived your nine lives here with me
my loyal, loving friend,
Then God took you up to Paradise
to live life number ten.

I’ll bet you’re peacefully lying
upon an angel’s lap.
Purring there, without a care
having a heavenly nap.

I’ll miss you for a little while,
but our friendship will not end.
Time will pass, and then at last
you’ll be on my lap again.




Rest in Peace Roscoe

 

[tre]

rated one cat butthole

 

[Duke]

who lost a cat?

 

[APRIL]

My condolences to the Purry Motor.

 

[Puff Dabby]

rated one cat butthole

hey becareful JCC doesn't like cat buttholes. ask me how I know.

 

[tre]

hey becareful JCC doesn't like cat buttholes. ask me how I know.

ask me why i don't care

 

[Petunia]

who KILLED a cat?

fxt

 

[Puff Dabby]

ask me why i don't care

fuck you too

 

[APRIL]

who lost a cat?

JCC killed his cat taking too long to take it to the vet when it was in obvious pain. You know how he rolls.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

jesus h christ

#thisthreadforreal
#catlivesmatter
#anotheroutletforapetobeajudgycunt

 

[tre]

fuck you too

no thank you

 

[Petunia]

jesus h christ

#thisthreadforreal
#catlivesmatter
#anotheroutletforapetobeajudgycunt

Best thrad evaaaaar

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

poor neglected kitten

 

[thintoast]

Ode To Roscoe

The life I saw behind those eyes
They made me want to cry
I've watched you jump from high above
And still you didn't die

You're like a real life Maureen cat
in need of attention
finally your guts got blocked
and now you're fucking done

You've eaten shit that'd kill a dog,
a horse and elephant
I've seen you eat some stupid shit
you must be satan sent

You pissed me off with your hairballs
your vomit and your poop
And all that's left of you right now
Is laying in the coop.

I hope you rot in hell you cat
for making me so pissed
I never thought I'd say this but
You never will be missed.

 

[Puff Dabby]

no thank you

don't flatter yourself, deary

 

[Amstel]

I have wasted a part of my life clicking on this link, trying to understand it, and wondering if this is part of Mo's faux matron costume.

Also wasted is the electricity used to transfer this crap back and forth from computers.

#UFTopicsMatter

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

#blacklivesmatter

he was a black cat....just sayin'

 

[Amstel]

Ohhhhh, so he was a victim. Then none of this was a waste.

I take it all back. YOU SHOWED NO LOVE!

 

[Petunia]

Roscoe RODNEY KING Coltrane

 

[Petunia]

I have wasted a part of my life clicking on this link, trying to understand it, and wondering if this is part of Mo's faux matron costume.

Also wasted is the electricity used to transfer this crap back and forth from computers.

#UFTopicsMatter

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