right paris

This may sound weird, but can I get a picture what they think "pizza" is? In Italy it is nothing like you think. Hell even within the US it is totally different. "American style" pizza from Pizza Hut in Bangalore, India is curried chicken with red onions :lol:
 
Can you pull of a picture of a crusty woman with a French loaf under her hairy smelly armpits, puffing on a fag?
 
Don't forget to tell them you're canadian so they treat you better.

You only need to do that if you are American. polo probably has an Irish accent, so he should be ok.

polo's accent :drool:

Nice Eddie Izzard reference, though :heart: (PS you are hot)
 
park your car, use the metro.

see the cathedral. walk all the way around it, don't just gawk from the main plaza in front.

in the evening, get drunk on wine in a small cafe in Montmartre.

don't eat in any restaurant that isn't down at least one alley from the main streets.