Baby Right in the Feels Thread

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Petunia]

Give him some meth.

OMG lmao

 

[Jehannum]

How do you tell a little kid he's crying like a total bitch?

Because we are NOT getting a fuckin' hamster. It's. not. fuckin. happening.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

How do you tell a little kid he's crying like a total bitch?

Because we are NOT getting a fuckin' hamster. It's. not. fuckin. happening.

"Draw a face on daddy's foot, it will smell, act, and look the same as a hamster"

 

[thintoast]

How do you tell a little kid he's crying like a total bitch?

Because we are NOT getting a fuckin' hamster. It's. not. fuckin. happening.

guinea pig.

 

[thintoast]

don't be a piece of shit dad.

Besides, it's a great lesson in responsibility.

 

[Domon]

How do you tell a little kid he's crying like a total bitch?

Because we are NOT getting a fuckin' hamster. It's. not. fuckin. happening.

why is your son such a woman.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

why is your son such a woman.

I can't wait for you to be a dad

 

[Petunia]

How do you tell a little kid he's crying like a total bitch?

Because we are NOT getting a fuckin' hamster. It's. not. fuckin. happening.

You're horrible

 

[Petunia]

I can't wait for you to be a dad

Ahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[thintoast]

I can't wait for you to be a dad

I believe the Japanese are working on it.

 

[Applesauce]

How do you tell a little kid he's crying like a total bitch?

Because we are NOT getting a fuckin' hamster. It's. not. fuckin. happening.

They are grody.

 

[Domon]

I can't wait for you to be a dad

well its ok for my daughter to be a woman.

 

[Duke]

How do you tell a little kid he's crying like a total bitch?

Because we are NOT getting a fuckin' hamster. It's. not. fuckin. happening.

you're getting a hampster

 

[Jehannum]

you're getting a hampster

Fuck no we're not.

I will not have rodents in where I've worked so hard to keep rodents the fuck out.

 

[Jehannum]

You're horrible

Nope.

The little shit can't even keep from being an asshole to the dogs, I'm not letting him have power over something any more sentient than a potted plant.

 

[thintoast]

Nope.

The little shit can't even keep from being an asshole to the dogs, I'm not letting him have power over something any more sentient than a potted plant.

How old is he?

 

[Ledboots]

Fuck no we're not.

I will not have rodents in where I've worked so hard to keep rodents the fuck out.

I agree with you. Hamsters don't live that long, and then you have to deal with the grief. Maybe get him a fish?

 

[Jehannum]

How old is he?

9

 

[Petunia]

you're getting a hampster

fkn Kiko calls them HAMPSTERS and i say to him "its Hammmmsters" and hes like THATS WHAT I SAID MAMAAAA HAAAMPPPPSTERS


i die every time